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  • Civil War
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    Civil War

    Civil War (2024) A week after many have watched this movie in the states, I finally got to see the latest Alex Garland film, “Civil War,” and I have to say I went in very worried.⠀ I am …

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  • Back To Black
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    Back To Black

    Back To Black (2024) A biopic: a film dramatizing the life of a particular person, typically a public or historical figure. Well, they got the dramatizing right, because that was actually all there was. In 2015, we got …

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  • Monkey Man
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    Monkey Man

    Monkey Man (2024) Wow. That’s all I can say at this moment when I think back to watching Monkey Man at the cinema last night, and might I add, the ONLY way to watch this film with the …

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  • Immaculate
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    Immaculate

    Immaculate (2024) The horror genre has always had a strong bond with womanhood and the journey females take through their lives. We have seen it with “Carrie,” “Rosemary’s Baby,” and even animations like “Coraline.” A lot of these …

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  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire
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    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire (2024) Starting this review, I find myself grappling with the sheer range of angles to approach it from. On one hand, I could express disdain, lamenting the trailer and deeming the movie …

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  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
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    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) This franchise is starting to feel like it’s haunted; can you believe it’s been 40 years since the original Ghostbusters graced our screens? It’s become a cult classic that still sends shivers down our …

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  • Roadhouse
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    Roadhouse

    Roadhouse (2024) So, I strapped in for the ride with the new “Road House,” fueled by positive rumors and promising reviews. I didn’t expect a cinematic masterpiece, but I did anticipate being entertained with a fun-filled flick that …

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  • Love Lies Bleeding
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    Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding (2024) Rose Glass may still be flying under the radar for many, but mark my words, this film is about to catapult her into the cinematic stratosphere.⠀ Back in 2019, Glass gifted us with the …

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  • Spaceman
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    Spaceman

    Spaceman (2024) Spaceman was a journey. I’m not 100% sure what that journey was or what I expected, but it was definitely something. Spaceman discusses some eye-opening topics and takes a philosophical approach that makes you wonder about …

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  • Damsel
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    Damsel

    Damsel (2024) Another Netflix flick hits the screen, this time with a decent budget and a handful of promising ideas. But alas, once again, they miss the mark, leaving us with a predictable tale. Now, I’ll be upfront—I’m …

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  • Anatomy Of A Fall
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    Anatomy Of A Fall

    Anatomy Of A Fall (2o23) With the Oscars looming, it’s crucial to acquaint ourselves with all the nominated movies and, more importantly, to promptly deliver our reviews while they’re still screening in theaters. Anatomy Of A Fall was …

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  • Dune : Part 2
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    Dune : Part 2

    Dune : Part 2 (2024) I will be the first to admit that when I watched Dune: Part 1 for the first time, I wasn’t the biggest fan. It took one of my friends at the cinema where …

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  • Bob Marley: One Love
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    Bob Marley: One Love

    Bob Marley: One Love Musical biopics have surged in popularity since the success of “Bohemian Rhapsody,” but nailing them isn’t a walk in the park. Directors like Dexter Fletcher, who took over “Bohemian Rhapsody” and helmed “Rocketman,” have …

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  • Madame Web
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    Madame Web

    Madame Web (2024) Alright folks, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into the tangled web of “Madame Web,” and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride, but not the good kind. ⠀Picture this: you’re Sony, riding high …

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  • The Iron Claw
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    The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw (2023) The Iron Claw film that shocks, warms, and holds your heart in the palm of your hand. A true story that reveals the genuine connection and love between siblings, a bond that will always …

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  • Argylle
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    Argylle

    Argylle (2024) With each new movie, Matthew Vaughn cranks up the level of campy, crazy action to the point where taking it seriously just won’t cut it. So, yeah, I had to let go of any pre-tense and …

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  • The Holdovers
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    The Holdovers

    The Holdovers (2023) I had been hearing a lot about this movie over the past month, and, God, I wished I had watched it at Christmas, bundled up in a blanket with a hot chocolate. The Holdovers bring …

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  • Mean Girls: The Musical
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    Mean Girls: The Musical

    Mean Girls: The Musical (2024) Mean Girls has been a classic for years, and believe me, I know every quote, line, and move to that Christmas dance. As a massive musical theatre nerd, when I heard they were …

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